The Curse of Saint Edmund
Accursed Centros Miller and Bury's naff Christmas lights
A few weeks ago in a sad attempt to gain a bit of positive publicity for Centros Miller in Bury, Centros Miller/St Edmundsbury Borough Council's spin doctor, Mr Steve Bryson, had his photo taken in the BFP handing over a cheque for £5000 for Christmas decorations to be put up in the town. This is a very odd photo; Mr Bryson is handing a cheque over to from one company he works for, to the Borough who he also works for - weird or what?Far from being the success that Centros Miller or Mr Bryson had hoped for, a rather miserly display of Christmas lights has revealed how really cheap Centros Miller's 'generosity' is. As a multi-million pound property developer, £5000 is merely the change from down the back of Centros Miller's sofa. It would be nice to find out how much Centros Miller spent on their Directors wages, Christmas Bonuses and their own staff Christmas party as a comparison of their Christmas cheer.
Rather than Bury St Edmunds being bedecked in lights and Christmas decorations to inspire awe, wonder and the Christmas spirit in young and old alike; many Bury towns people have been left feeling that the town's tawdry Christmas decorations were put up by Ebenezer Scrooge with a hang-over.
Protests letters from the public in the BFP followed, entirely independent from the Knights of St Edmunds.
Since the curse everything in Bury St Edmunds associated with Centros Miller is now doomed to failure. Then again what would you expect from a cursed company like Centros Miller, perhaps they should pay attention to the dire warnings of the ghost of Jacob Marley before it is too late?